Demotivational Posters

Here are some great little sites that display some of the finest works of demotivational “art”. We don’t really have time to post as much as some of these guys, so we’re happy to share some love. Enjoy ! We may add some more or less.. who knows

• Despair
• Very Demotivational
• http://unmotivationalposters.com
• http://www.unmotivationalposter.com/
• http://www.marcofolio.net/imagedump/top_40_demotivational_posters.html
• http://www.motifake.com/
• http://www.demoties.com/
• http://www.roflposters.com/
• http://dailydemotivators.blogspot.com/
• http://www.motivationals.org/
• http://www.jacanaent.com/Photos/DemotivPost/DemotivPost.htm
• http://www.ridelust.com/category/demotivational-poster/
• http://www.funnymotivationalposters.info/
• http://furiousfanboys.com/2010/06/25-star-wars-demotivational-posters/

The Jailbait Demotivational Poster

jailbait demotivational poster

You keep getting older and they stay the same age

This is the classic Jail bait demotivational poster. Jailbait comes in many shapes and forms, but there is one constant that will always remain: they will always be too young for you to fornicate with. No matter how old you get, these young ladies (also known as jailbait) will always be below the legal age of consent.

Don’t dip your stick into this batter.. you might get burned by the long arm of the law. In fact, you should probably delete your browser history now, the feds are watching you!

Yea there’s always one friend who has a few screws loose. He may be the one who leaves the coffee machine on when its empty, or it could be the girl that keeps picking her nose and eating her own boogers. Retards seem to be attracted to working where you do as well. .. most of the time they take the form of one of your superiors… and most of the time they think they know better.

Wikipedia defines a retard as  someone who has “a generalized disorder, characterized by subaverage cognitive functioning and deficits in two or more adaptive behaviors with onset before the age of 18″(source). We’ll take that definition and modify it:

“Anyone who has blatant disregard for common sense”

Retards… we all know one.

View some official Demotivational Posters here at Despair

A company that will go to the ends of the earth for its people will find it can hire them for about 10% of the cost of Americans

Did your friend just get laid off? Did your wife get her job outsourced? Well, it happens to the best of us. Make her feel great after losing all her benefits,career,seniority, and future prospects for a happy life by showing her the brighter side of the outsourcing! We’re SURE you’ll get tears of joy when giving this gift, or we’ll buy you a free subscription to I Love Cats magazine.

You can get this outsourcing demotivational poster somewhere, but we forgot… good luck finding it.

p.s., this is an official Despair Demotivator®

SUICIDE

What are you waiting for, you fucking pansy?

When someone needs that extra push over the edge, be sure to let them know how you feel with this demotivational poster. 

Friend feeling blue? Did the love of his life just leave him? Has he promised you his iPod + collection of 7,500 mp3s if “anything happens” to him? Well, here’s your chance to jump on the opportunity and ensure that the iPod & 4 years worth of crappy music is all yours: just tell him how much nobody cares with one of the most heartless demotivational posters we have found.
Browse  similar demotivators here.

COMPROMISE

Let’s Agree To Each Other’s Views No Matter How Wrong You Are

Official Despair Demotivators ®

You’re wrong, I’m right. The key to any bullshitter’s success is his ability to let his competitor or superior feel like he is right. In the case of your superior, he’s most likely wrong. He’s also most likely and idiot. He could be a she as well, but that’s not usually the case in the good ol’ boys’ world of corporate cheauvanism.

Compromise your integrity here

UNIQUE

Just because you are unique does not mean you are useful

One of the Despair Demotivators ®

You’re uniqueness has nothing to do with how attractive you are, how well you do your job, or how much of an asshole you are to your family. In fact, its quite the opposite: your usefullness is probably directly related to how well you fit into the corporate machine. The more you fit in, the more money you’ll make for the man.

Click here to celebrate your uniqueness

IN CHINA

Look Down and You Die!

Here’s an interesting one: A Chinese soldier is shown to have needles in his collar, forcing him to keep his chin up or face the consequences of having needles puncture the jugular veins in his neck. Holy crap, that must be incredibly intense. Although this could be a photoshop job, it seems really plausible. I wonder if he placed the needles himself, or they were the requirement of a superior military officer.

Can anyone confirm that this is real and not photochopped?