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Top Web Sites For Demotivational Posters (or unmotivational posters)

13 Dec

Here are some great little sites that display some of the finest works of demotivational “art”. We don’t really have time to post as much as some of these guys, so we’re happy to share some love. Enjoy ! We may add some more or less.. who knows

Demotivational Shirts = Despairwear™

14 May

Demotivational Shirts by Despairwear

Demotivational Shirts by Despairwear™

As if browsing the internet looking for inane images and sayings photoshopped onto posters wasn’t a big enough waste of time, leave it to Despair, Inc to come up with a way to bring that sadness to the real world…

Enter Despairwear™: the new demotivational shirt line based on Despair, Inc’s Demotivator® series of demotivational posters. You’ll find the classic Despair posters in shirt form, and some novel new concepts along the way.

Why demotivational shirts?

We at demotivationalposters1.com really aren’t sure why anyone would want to share this type of sadness with the real world, but it probably has something to do with that old saying: “Misery Loves Company”.

Well, Despair, Inc has taken full advantage of this terrible facet of human nature and developed an entire clothing line designed to spread the sadness.

Seriously though: if you’re a fan of companies like Busted Tees, Snorg Tees, Defunker, or Tshirt Hell, you’ll probably LOVE this shirt line.. they are hilarious. tshirtdaily.com has some funny tshirts like these as well.

If you’re truly a sick puppy, then feel free to check out all of the demotivational shirts here . Enjoy :/

Customer Disservice :Because we’re not satisfied until you’re not satisfied

19 Aug


Because we’re not satisfied until you’re not satisfied

You know, it seems the best way to succeed these days as a large company is to screw your customers as much as possible. If you have a cell phone plan, internet service, cable tv, or any other modern convenience, you’ve more than likely dealt with customer disservice.

This is how big corporations think: “We can still make a shitlout of money while we piss off about 49% of our customers with terrible service, hidden fees, outsourced call centers, and generally terrible customer service”

We call it customer disservice, and we’re not going to feel like a good business until you’re not happy.

Get this one for a “friend

DISCOVER: A company that will go to the ends of the earth

18 May



A company that will go to the ends of the earth for its people will find it can hire them for about 10% of the cost of Americans

Did your friend just get laid off? Did your wife get her job outsourced? Well, it happens to the best of us. Make her feel great after losing all her benefits,career,seniority, and future prospects for a happy life by showing her the brighter side of the outsourcing! We’re SURE you’ll get tears of joy when giving this gift, or we’ll buy you a free subscription to I Love Cats magazine.

You can get this outsourcing demotivational poster somewhere, but we forgot… good luck finding it.

p.s., this is an official Despair Demotivator®

COMPROMISE : Let’s Agree To Each Other’s Views No Matter How Wrong You Are

15 May

COMPROMISE



Let’s Agree To Each Other’s Views No Matter How Wrong You Are

Official Despair Demotivators ®

You’re wrong, I’m right. The key to any bullshitter’s success is his ability to let his competitor or superior feel like he is right. In the case of your superior, he’s most likely wrong. He’s also most likely and idiot. He could be a she as well, but that’s not usually the case in the good ol’ boys’ world of corporate cheauvanism.

Compromise your integrity here

UNIQUE : Just because you are does not mean you are useful

15 May

UNIQUE



Just because you are unique does not mean you are useful

One of the Despair Demotivators ®

You’re uniqueness has nothing to do with how attractive you are, how well you do your job, or how much of an asshole you are to your family. In fact, its quite the opposite: your usefullness is probably directly related to how well you fit into the corporate machine. The more you fit in, the more money you’ll make for the man.

Click here to celebrate your uniqueness