Demotivational Posters

Fatherhood: If you kill that hooker you get your money back

Fatherhood - Kill Hooker & Get Your Money

A the quintessential moment in all of our youths when our paternal sperm source educates us on the true meaning of saving money. Most would say that nothing is more important than father-son bonding. We agree, particularly when it involves fathers, hookers, and money. What’s next, fatherly lessons on blow?

Parents:

They’re for Sniffing and Holding Your Cock

Transcribed:
When I was 14 I had my gf at my house and we were making out in my room, we couldn’t fuck because my mom kept walking around the house and i had to leave the door open. So we decide to go swimming in the creek behind my house. We’re in the water and I’ve been nailing her for like 2 minutes and I feel something weird on my nuts. I feel my balls and jump off her and there is a leach clinged on my ball sack. Neither one of us knew how to get it off, so we go back to the house and I have to pull out my nuts and let my parents put salt on my balls and remove this fucking leach. As they’re removing the leech and my balls are bleeding from the thing sucking my blood, my dad brings up the fact that my cock is greasy and my mom sniffs my cock and says yes he had a rubber on and then have a nice sex talk with me and the gf. This was a little awkward.

Umm this is amazing. no words can describe this demotivational poster.