FLOATING RIFLES
18 May
Where is your God now?
It was written somewhere, a long tiempo (that’s Spanish for “time”, hombre) ago, that Floating Rifles signify the end of days. Be weary in these troubling times, as floating rifles do exist and are among us now! An army who possesses the powers of rifle floating shall conquer the world. Well, at least that’s what the guy that lives in the alley out back keeps telling me…
Float your rifles today.
